Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain

[Textech]

Oklahomo
High Nooner
The Magnificent Seven Inches
Jeremiah's Johnson
Polesmoke
Butch Assidy And The Bundance Kid
The Man Who Shot All Over Liberty Valance
How The West Was Hung
The Legend Of The Long Ranger
Doc's Holiday With Billy The Kid
Very Raw Hide
Lonesome Doug
A Fistful Of Ned
Hi, Plains Drifter!
Quickly Down Under
Bareback Mounting
Bone-nanza
Don't Mess With Tex' Ass
Home On The Ranger
Rooster Cockburn
Prances With Wolves
Baloney Pony Rodeo
Tubesteak Cowboys

[andy]

Would you watch the sequel??

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[guest]

Would you watch the sequel??

http://www.simtechonline.com/uploads/brokeback2.jpg


uh, yeah.! dude, with the list of stars in that flik, i may have to wait for it to come out on dvd so i can watch it at home!!!!!
lolup:

[The Pirate]

wait, i'm still oooooh'in and aaaahhhhh'n..........................................
o,k, that should hold me for now.

[2cold4me]

Would you watch the sequel??

http://www.simtechonline.com/uploads/brokeback2.jpg


GROSS

barf:

[reprob8]

GROSS



barf:



Yes, but only if they do it right. biggrin:

[little jake]

Sorry, what? I know my wife's name should be in there. I mean come on... the beads are hanging by my chair...ooh the sight... no more details.

[Simmi]

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same Again.

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

[Simmi]

Hummm.. oop's did I get the right topic here???

http://content.jibjab.com/content/379740d347f97dd24a5cb48efdf9f404be4cc424

[Textech]

lolup: Seen this one. Waiting for the one with Jessica Alba.arms:

[little jake]

Simmi,

The only thing missing from that poster is the shotgun that Mr. VP uses to shoot folks while hunting. Someone better tell Jr. to wear blaze orange so the VP don't nail him too.

[Simmi]

Simmi,

The only thing missing from that poster is the shotgun that Mr. VP uses to shoot folks while hunting. Someone better tell Jr. to wear blaze orange so the VP don't nail him too.
lolup:

Well, let us then hope that he is color-blind.. jester:

[The Pirate]

Hummm.. oop's did I get the right topic here???

http://content.jibjab.com/content/379740d347f97dd24a5cb48efdf9f404be4cc424
This was actually released in 2000, but went straight to video(vault), then re-issued in 2004, they plan to update it when they can find a bush with different initials!!!

[Simmi]

This was actually released in 2000, but went straight to video(vault), then re-issued in 2004, they plan to update it when they can find a bush with different initials!!!

I can hardly wait.. scared:

[The Pirate]

have you seen george p. bush, jeb's boy(?) lately? i don't know if it is the 1/2 columbian blood or what, but he might be just a touch to pretty to be president!!!blush: lolhit: :eek343: bis:

[Simmi]

have you seen george p. bush, jeb's boy(?) lately? i don't know if it is the 1/2 columbian blood or what, but he might be just a touch to pretty to be president!!!blush: lolhit: :eek343: bis:

Dear God, I hope they never get back in. The Kennedy's could not do worse than make a comeback. Anyways... moving on, if he is that pretty, then he's definitely filmstar material boggle: Who knows, he could also be in the sequel "RichAss Mountain"
lolhit: :eek343: bis:

[reprob8]

have you seen george p. bush, jeb's boy(?) lately? i don't know if it is the 1/2 columbian blood or what, but he might be just a touch to pretty to be president!!!blush: lolhit: :eek343: bis:

Perfect. Get him elected. Then he's bound to do something criminal - it seems to run in the family. Then he'll be thrown out of office, followed by an indcitment and conviction. Once in prison, someone is bound to punk his pretty ass, and we'll get the final justice for what his family has done to the country.

[The Pirate]

or, maybe he'll come here to miami and get drunk and break in to another girlfreinds house and get caught, jump out the window and tear up the lawn on the way to the dog bar or club level to party with paris and nicole!!!scared: screwy: no1111:

[reprob8]

Paris and Nicole...

Two people whose fifteen minutes of fame expired years ago.

The ultimate triumph of style over substance.