Simmi
03-31-2006, 07:52 AM
Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.
I have a microchip in my hand.
"The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of
the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their
eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally said ----"Well, will
you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"
naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.
I have a microchip in my hand.
"The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of
the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their
eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally said ----"Well, will
you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"