example of what happens to spammers

[guest]

Spam posting deleted.

User account deleted - IP address banned.

[andy]

Dear spammer:

First - what part of "no spam" are you not understanding?

Now watch me file formal complaints with GoDaddy against your spam site. In case you didn't notice, I am a reseller through GoDaddy and I am well aware of their NO SPAM policy.

I leave his one up as a warning to other morons who try this crap. Do not screw with me, and watch me get your site shut down.

The IP of this spam came from 67.100.52.217 / h-67-100-52-217.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net

So I'll send them a formal complaint as well. I've taken on far larger spam fish than you and won, so don't even try it.

[The Pirate]

KICK ASS ANDY!!! DIE SCUM DIE!! YOUR ALLIGATOR MOUTH BIT OFF MORE THAN YOUR CANARY BUTT CAN HANDLE. LEAVE OUR FORUM ALONE. WE DON'T BUY FROM SPAMMERS HERE. VIA CON DIOS HOMBRE!!!angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf:angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf:angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf: angryf:angryf: angryf: angryf:angryf: angryf: angryf:angryf: angryf:

[andy]

Lol -

[andy]

Here's what I do to problem children such as the dipshit who posted the spam. Whatever happened to the good ol' days when we could just put their heads on sticks??

First, a letter was sent to their ISP.

To whom it may concern:

Recently we had an issue on our forum where a customer of your thought it was okay to post spam on the forum. Please be advised that Simtechonline.com has a zero tolerance policy against spammers and we take this issue very seriously. The spam attack came from the IP address of 67.100.52.217 which was shown to be through your firm: covad.net.

A complaint has been logged with SpamCop for IP blacklisting and if these attacks continue we will have no choice but to file formal complaints with the CA Attorney General & with the BBB.


Next, I wrote a nice email to the spam website and forwarded it to godaddy.com, who is their hosting provider:
Hello. My company is a WildWest/Godaddy reseller (www.volumedomains.com (http://www.volumedomains.com)). In addition, I am also a long term customer and I am very well aware of your terms of service regarding spammers... this is why I chose GoDaddy in the first place. I am a strong anti-spam advocate and a proud member of CAUCE and SPAMCOP.

We also run a computer forum at www.simtechonline.com (http://www.simtechonline.com). Tonight we had a spam attack from a user who logged on under a guest login. The spammer then proceeded to post spams on the board promoting a site called "http://<domain name deleted>/46356" with a "money get rich quick" scheme. Needless to say, pure spam.

The WHOIS data shows that <domain name deleted> is hosted thru GoDaddy. This spam attack has been recorded at SpamCop to blacklist the attacker's IP address of 67.100.52.217.

Please let me know what your intentions are against this spammer.

Oh wait, I'm not finished!

One more letter:

This is a complaint regarding a post that was placed on one of our forums on 03/30/2006 advertising your website. The forum spammer promoted this site against our terms of service, promoting the link http://<domain name deleted>/46356 .

Simtechonline.com has a zero tolerance policy against spammers. We are also owned by VolumeDomains, who is a WildWest/Godaddy reseller and know very well that GoDaddy does not tolerate this sort of activity from their clients.

Your spam has been reported to SpamCop for IP blacklisting. In addition, the spammer's IP address of 67.100.52.217 (h-67-100-52-217.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) will also be notified of this spam incident.

In addition, a formal complaint has been logged at GoDaddy.com.

Take your spam elsewhere.

Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Domain Name: T<domain name deleted>.COM
Created on: 25-Jun-05
Expires on: 25-Jun-06
Last Updated on: 30-Jul-05

Administrative Contact:
Private, Registration <domain name deleted>
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599

Technical Contact:
Private, Registration <domain name deleted>
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.<domain name deleted>.COM
NS2.<domain name deleted>.COM


Man, I love taking down spammers! I'll post the responses to this matter as I receive them. I also banned the IP address 67.100.52.217 from ever visiting this forum again.

[2cold4me]

box2: GO ANDY GO box:

banned:

YEA AANNNDDDYYYY arms:

[Egyptian]

Damn Andy, I hope you never get mad at me, I am shaking in my boots at the thought of it. eek: I can see bombs going off inside my computer now. Seriously, congrats on going after the scum. Spam is becoming a real pain. Yahoo filters out about 50 a day in my accout, but some still get thru. Someday, there will be a law so stringent that no one will try it anymore, at least from inside the borders of the USA

Egyptian

[andy]

I don't like spammers.... can you tell??

jester:

[reprob8]

Damn Andy, I hope you never get mad at me, I am shaking in my boots at the thought of it...

Egyptian

But he is radiantly beautiful when he's angry. biggrin:

[andy]

But he is radiantly beautiful when he's angry. biggrin:

That's just the shine off of my bald spot.

[The Pirate]

My father in law, rest his soul, was bald from the age of 25. when ever anyone teased him about the bald spots, he had the following comebacks;

god only made a few perfect heads, the rest got hair.

grass won't grow on a busy street.

solar collecting panel for a genius.

the hair got worn off doing highspeed turns under the sheets.

and my all time favorite;

F#CK YOU, A&S HOLE!!!!arms:

he drove OTR semi's for 32 yrs for monroe fast freight and Gateway Trucking,
and ran a farm, sold the farm and ran a bar in northern wisconsininnocent:

[Simmi]

Get a head.. get a haircut drillse:

All bow to Andy .. bowdown:

[Egyptian]

To add to the sayings, a bald head is a solar panel for a sex machine. I know, I have one.


Egyptian

(Why do you thing I like living where the sun shines 364 days a year? LOL

[reprob8]

To add to the sayings, a bald head is a solar panel for a sex machine. I know, I have one.


Egyptian

(Why do you thing I like living where the sun shines 364 days a year? LOL


You are a legend in your own mind.

[andy]

Get a head..

Sure... easier said than done!

[andy]

The best part was all of my friends who through the years gave me crap about thinning hair. Now many of them are worse off then me.

It never really bothered me until one day I was outside when it started raining and suddenly I could feel the drops on my scalp.

HEY, wait a minute! This was a spam complaint!!! How the heck did it wander off onto my comb-over??? Damn it, next step is he viagra jokes!!

[woodchopper]

Again with the viagra.

[The Pirate]

forget viagra, tequilla works way better. if you drink down to the worm, i recommend Monte Alban Mezcal with the spiced salt bag tied to the cap, one of 2 things will occur. you will get really drunk, get some, and be very hung over the next day and forget what you did for the previous 16 hours, or you won't get any cause your too drunk, be very hung over the next day, and forget what you did for the previous 16 hours. It's a win/win situation, and cheaper, easier to get, and the effects are more predictable!!!!!!!
MAS TEQUILLA, POR FAVOR!!!wiggle1: beerchug:

AAARRRRR!!!!!

[andy]

Arg - the last time I had that stuff I woke up married....

[andy]

I was speaking about the Tequilla, not the Viagra!

Viagra keeps me up all night.

(groan - bad pun but I could not help it)

[The Pirate]

my favorite warning on the viagra commercial is the 4 hour or more boner, seek medical help, most guys i know are gonna call all their buddys and brag!!!!!

[Axeman]

my favorite warning on the viagra commercial is the 4 hour or more boner, seek medical help, most guys i know are gonna call all their buddys and brag!!!!!

You know, I cracked that joke at my doctor one time (he's my age and a really cool guy). He said it wasn't funny. You get a hard on, the "return" line on your hyd lines close down, so there is no blood flow. Let that go for too long, and you get "tissue necrosis" (why can't medical guys just speak plain english?). It means your member starts to die off...... scared:

Somehow that makes it much less humorous!! scratchch

[The Pirate]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO SLEEP TONIGHT NOW, NEED BRAINO TO CLEAN THAT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

[andy]

.... It means your member starts to die off...... scared:



Quick!! Somebody give it CPR!!!

[reprob8]

You know, I cracked that joke at my doctor one time (he's my age and a really cool guy). He said it wasn't funny. You get a hard on, the "return" line on your hyd lines close down, so there is no blood flow. Let that go for too long, and you get "tissue necrosis" (why can't medical guys just speak plain english?). It means your member starts to die off...... scared:

Somehow that makes it much less humorous!! scratchch

aka Blue Balls. And rather painful too.

[little jake]

The great things about being young. "No pills needed, just put a slight breeze by it and it will activate". Like my pa told me, be thankful you can get a boner, I thank God every time I get one. Man I don't want to get old.

[Axeman]

Man I don't want to get old.

To a point, it beats the alternative. Everybody has their own point, I think.... seems the older I get, the more days I have where I wonder. bored:

[guest]

"m-m-m-m-m-m-my g-g-g-g-generation..baby!!!...."
"hope i die before i get old...."
Pete Townsend, "The Who" circa 1960's, now on the dinasaur rock tour with The Rolling "Flint" Stones. wonder if he feels the same way now he's in his early 60's. of course, if i had they're talent, i'd be shakin' it untill my 80's unless i got boo'd off stage for jumpin around on stage with a o2 tank and a walker!!(i'm not too far off!)
"this concert series brought to you by Depends under garments and denture grip, ROCK ON DUDES!!!"

[little jake]

To a point, it beats the alternative. Everybody has their own point, I think.... seems the older I get, the more days I have where I wonder. bored:

Sorry, I ment to answer, but I felt a slight wind go by and something happened. Got to go see the wife. Be back later. Man it's great to be young and dumb.

[reprob8]

Sorry, I ment to answer, but I felt a slight wind go by and something happened. Got to go see the wife. Be back later. Man it's great to be young and dumb.


Aye, and the day will soon come to pass when you'll feel that breeze turn into a howling wind, and then realize that that's only blow job you're getting that day. :biggrin:

[Mulkum]

aka Blue Balls. And rather painful too.


Don't have it tie up in knots like the you guys.
Just gotta find youngsters to train in our old age. *gack*lookaroun

[little jake]

Aye, and the day will soon come to pass when you'll feel that breeze turn into a howling wind, and then realize that that's only blow job you're getting that day. :biggrin:


But that day is yet to come.

[reprob8]

Don't have it tie up in knots like the you guys.
Just gotta find youngsters to train in our old age. *gack*lookaroun

Perhaps, but our plumbing is not so complicated.:biggrin:

Older women for me...I've raised all the kids I need to.

[little jake]

I will start the child raising soon. First one, a Christmas baby the doctor says. So does that mean that it will quit working?

[reprob8]

Will what quit working?

PS: Some things to keep in mind now that you're about to be a proud papa.



18 things not to say to your pregnant wife.

1. I finished the Oreo's.

2. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds.

3. Y'know, to look at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!

4. I hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!

5. Darned if you aren't five pounds away from a surprise visit from Richard Simmons.

6. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.

7. Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!

8. I'm so jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?

9. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?

10. Get your *own* ice cream.

11. Geez, you look awfully puffy today.

12. Got milk?

13. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Theresa?

14. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!

15. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water...

16. Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your butt!

17. Well, can't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl!

18. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger...

biggrin:

[The Pirate]

I will start the child raising soon. First one, a Christmas baby the doctor says. So does that mean that it will quit working?

it won't quit working, just won't be getting!!!!scared: eeeek: sad6: boggle:

[andy]

I just had a rash of more spams as well as a couple of phony registrations. Rather than posting the complaints I just deleted them from the forum and blocked the users.

If anyone sees anymore spam on here please drop me a note in case I miss it. Thanks